After two weeks at sea, I've learned a lot more about the whole global warming problem. Here's the superhero team I'd form if I were in charge of the effort:
Iceman – This guy would be on the A-Team for obvious reasons.
Storm – She could alter weather systems to positive effect, such as to blow a little more dust from the Sahel and Australia into the oceans to introduce more iron into the system.
Aquaman – His cooperation would make gathering climate-related hydrographic data a lot easier.
The Beast – You can't fight global warming without a genius.
Mr. T – Without optimism and proper motivation, superheroes aren’t “super” at all.
Superman – This pick is a no-brainer: he’s got it all. He could fly to Pluto, gather ice, and cool the tropics. He could gather hydrographic data at super-speed. He’d use super-strength to enforce the Kyoto Protocol. Next!
Yoda – Is there anything this little green guy can’t do? A-Team. But we’d want the 800 year old Yoda... not the decrepit 900 year old in Empire Strikes Back.
Wonder Woman – I don’t know what her super powers are, but I’m putting her on the A-Team just in case. I don’t want to be accused of misogyny.
The Silver Surfer – He’s an alien, and aliens are useful.
The Terminator – Robot
Magneto – Could practically single-handedly solve the problem by destroying all SUVs and factories. But you can never really count on this guy...
Professor X – To keep Magneto in line, duh!
Pyro and The Human Torch – To burn Republicans.
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