We depart at 1600 tomorrow. Tonight is my last night on land... maybe ever.
A lot of things are going through my head. Most of these things have to do with Jack Bauer, the greatest American hero since Abraham Lincoln, but that's only because--when last I stopped watching--he was about to infiltrate the terrorist camp under the pseudonym Dr. Rossler. What happens next?? I feel much like a Jack Bauer of the ocean... with my pseudonym being "Dan Park" and my terrorist camp being "CO2". I am here to defeat CO2 with minimal civilian casualties.
Chief Scientist Jim Swift informs me that I require extensive briefing regarding the CO2/terrorist cells. I will debrief you with further information as I receive it.
--Jack "Dan 'Jack' Park" Bauer-Park
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