Potty Mouth

FOR MATURE READERS ONLY (Skip the following post if you are not mature):

I’ve been told that I have a bit of a potty mouth. I guess I have some older and well-mannered readers who don’t much appreciate my use of naughty words... but you better get used to it because it’s the language of the future. After a while, folks will become acclimated to words we currently consider vulgar, and the vulgar language of the future will be way worse by comparison. For instance, remember how "poop" was the grossest thing ever? And then it became "crap"? Now I can say poop and crap all the time—poop, crap, poop, crap. And remember when "bitch" was a bad word, back before female dogs were discovered? And 50 years ago, people didn't even fart. Well, everyone got used to those concepts, and now they’re pleasantly incorporated into our everyday lives. It just takes time. So here I am, ahead of my time, bringing you New York Times headlines from the near future:

"Three Explosions Totally Goddamn Destroy Resort In Egypt"
"Where The Bloody Hell Is Osama Jr.?"
"Shit! 2024 Summer Olympics To Be Held In North Korea"
"President-Elect McCain Smells Like Piss, LOL"

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